Friday, January 12, 2007

***Breaking News***

Mensch, heartbreaker, and Yale Law School bachelor Daniel Joshua Freeman IX has finally been picked up by the html celeb circuit.

Jewcy.com--a sort of Slate for readers of the Hebrew persuasion--has profiled Dan as the initial recipient of its user/reader/hottie of the month club.

The verdict: "Somewhere, Lisa Simpson's touching herself with two of her four fingers."

Affirmed. Oh so affirmed.

1 comment:

The Annotated Llama said...

Lest Dan actually murder me, let me assure you that this has nothing to do with any sort of dating website.