Thursday, October 19, 2006

Low IQ, High Entertainment

Remember when you were a kid and you dreamt of joining the WWF? And you fractured your little brother's clavicle testing out your pile driver? Or rather, if you are reading/writing this blog, you had your clavicle fractured when your older brother tested out his pile driver on you? (Just kidding. Kind of.) Either way, though, you always wondered if the whole thing was fake?

Well, now you no longer have to wonder what would have happened had you entered the ring. Steve-O and Chris, two of the tragic figures/stars of Jackass 2, actually decided to challenge a professional wrestler to promote their movie. It all went well until about 5 or 6 minutes into their appearance: Steve-O and Chris took to the stage looking like frat boys on a dare, "Umaga the Samoan Bulldozer" (sample commentary: "Umaga is a bad man. An undefeated bad man.") comes out, kicks their butts, and is about to exit stage left. Steve-O and Chris feign great pain and lie still on the ground until... Steve-O decides to break script, get up, and make fun of Chris for playing along. Umaga does not like this, Umaga mad, so Umaga demolish Steve-O... in a way that looks anything but fake. Enjoy.

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