Let me make another holiday gift recommendation: Hair Mayonnaise. You think I'm joking, but no, I was at CVS this morning to buy some hair stuff, and right where my normal stuff should be (American Crew Fiber, which I non-sarcastically recommend) was this big, tall $10 jar of "Hair Mayonnaise." I'm not sure what they do with their hair down here in the South, but if it requires something called "Hair Mayonnaise," boy am I glad that I acquired my personal grooming habits north of the Mason-Dixon line. It even says--right on the label--that it contains "Olive Oil, Egg Products & Herbs." It is actually mayonnaise. Anyways, I spent a good five minutes staring at the thing wondering if I could give this to my brother for Christmas, or if I thought it was funny enough--$10 funny--to purchase and keep in my bathroom as some sort of man-prop to keep my Yeti company. (The answer was no.)
Friday, December 22, 2006
And while I'm at it...
Let me make another holiday gift recommendation: Hair Mayonnaise. You think I'm joking, but no, I was at CVS this morning to buy some hair stuff, and right where my normal stuff should be (American Crew Fiber, which I non-sarcastically recommend) was this big, tall $10 jar of "Hair Mayonnaise." I'm not sure what they do with their hair down here in the South, but if it requires something called "Hair Mayonnaise," boy am I glad that I acquired my personal grooming habits north of the Mason-Dixon line. It even says--right on the label--that it contains "Olive Oil, Egg Products & Herbs." It is actually mayonnaise. Anyways, I spent a good five minutes staring at the thing wondering if I could give this to my brother for Christmas, or if I thought it was funny enough--$10 funny--to purchase and keep in my bathroom as some sort of man-prop to keep my Yeti company. (The answer was no.)
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Your hair mayo is officially challenged to a throw-down with Dapper Dan. Because at the root I am truly a Dapper Dan man.
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