In order to get back at Dan for wrongs I will not specify on this website, I have eaten all of his hummus.
Yeah, that's right, Dan. Go check the fridge. I ate all of your hummus. What are you going to do about it?
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please refrain from using this wonderful blog to inform your roommate that you have eaten his food (unless you decide to inform the blog-reading faithful what wrongs were committed). otherwise, your blog will be demoted in my list of blogs to read much like a novel that starts off good, but begins getting boring midway, is demoted from something i read in bed before i go to sleep to something i read on the can.
Wait, so you're saying you're not riveted by my eating all of Dan's hummus? (The kid loves his hummus.) Okay, okay, have no fear, more erudite/less sophomoric posts on the way. Just keep in mind that I am, in fact, in finals! That said, I do reserve the right to use this as a forum to threaten, harrass, and wage verbal warfare upon Daniel Mochimbo Kanatakasa.
how cum your so mean too Dan?
Hey Alvaro. Go check on your salmon burgers. You know, the ones you love so much. Do you remember how many you had yesterday? Do you see how many you have today? Are they the same number? You don't know do you? You'll never know! That's right bitch.
I actually love this thread. Remember that time you made all the food and invited me over for dinner? All I brought to share was SnackPacks. That was an awesome dinner.
oh i totally remember that. i also remember how billa went on this frighteningly angry tirade about bush. trademark billa.
I'm sort of wondering who anonymous 2 is...
and I agree w/Tom. I like this post. :)
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